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rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

makethatkittenpurr:

salleelove:

bumfinger:

makethatkittenpurr:

Meow

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

~Good grief! Did she empty every single drawer to find her underwear, this day??? People, if you stand in front of a mirror to take a selfie and your background is untidy/very lived in, do you really expect people not to notice??

Lol “good grief” okay, take that and shove it up your ass first of all. I do expect people to notice it’s just that FRANKLY I REALLY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. I repeat, I do not give a fucking shit.

There’s a room in this picture?

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naughtyornicechekov:

amandaonwriting:

Suggestions for changing paragraphs

Oh my FuckinDo you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speakingDo you realize how confusing it isI don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.

dear christ this.no more walls of text please. please.

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naughtyornicechekov:

amandaonwriting:

Suggestions for changing paragraphs

Oh my Fuckin
Do you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speaking
Do you realize how confusing it is
I don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.

dear christ this.
no more walls of text please. please.

How To Cast & Mold Armor

wickedclothes:

Harry Potter Potion Flasks

Disguise your liquor as potions. Perhaps drinking makes you lucky. Or truthful. Or an entirely different-looking person. Sold on Etsy.

getsuswet:

al10nsy:

Valentine’s Day Porn Giveaway!
I decided to do something nice for my followers and giveaway some of my porn for Valentine’s Day.
Here’s what you’ll get:
access to my private blog
two precorded videos of your choosing, including fetish!
a photo set of your choosing
and your choice of a custom video or a 25 min skype
Rules:
must be 18+, or the age of majority in your area
must be following: my blog, and getsuswet
MyGirlFund account required to win 
get an extra entry by following my twitter
don’t make a blog just for the giveaway, must be an active tumblr
Do not delete the text.
reblogs count, so reblog every day for better chances of winning
Ends February 15, 2014 at 10 AM EST.
winner picked with random number generator
I’ll pick someone else if you are not 18+
reblog and follow to enter. if you don’t have a mygirlfund account, create one at www.mygirlfund.com/jennywho you can not win without one.
Rules are subject to change, I’ll update post if necessary. 


A lot of you aren’t following my blog, you need to follow my blog and have a mygirlfund account to win.

getsuswet:

al10nsy:

Valentine’s Day Porn Giveaway!

I decided to do something nice for my followers and giveaway some of my porn for Valentine’s Day.

Here’s what you’ll get:

  • access to my private blog
  • two precorded videos of your choosing, including fetish!
  • a photo set of your choosing
  • and your choice of a custom video or a 25 min skype

Rules:

  • must be 18+, or the age of majority in your area
  • must be following: my blog, and getsuswet
  • MyGirlFund account required to win 
  • get an extra entry by following my twitter
  • don’t make a blog just for the giveaway, must be an active tumblr
  • Do not delete the text.
  • reblogs count, so reblog every day for better chances of winning
  • Ends February 15, 2014 at 10 AM EST.
  • winner picked with random number generator
  • I’ll pick someone else if you are not 18+

reblog and follow to enter. if you don’t have a mygirlfund account, create one at www.mygirlfund.com/jennywho you can not win without one.

Rules are subject to change, I’ll update post if necessary. 

A lot of you aren’t following my blog, you need to follow my blog and have a mygirlfund account to win.

 HUGE GIVEAWAY!

do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly MARCH 29th 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.

  • THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)

ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)

Rules:

  1. Must be following ilypizza & Cuddling 
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere, so don’t feel that just because you don’t live in the USA you can’t win.)

If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 29TH, 2014 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before our spring break)

Items:

  1. Macbook Pro - $1300
  2. IPad 2 (16g) - $400
  3. IPhone 5s (gold & 32g) - $300
  4. Bose Speaker (bluetooth) - $200
  5. Galaxy S4- $350
  6. Kindle Fire HD- $200
  7. Go Pro- $400
  8. Fossil Watch- $250
  9. Pandora Bracelet (2 charms)- $240
  10. Tiffany & Co necklace- $120
  11. Life Proof case- $100
  12. 9 IPhone 5 cases- $100
  13. IPhone 5 headphones- $10

TOTAL = $3,970

 HUGE GIVEAWAY!

do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly MARCH 29th 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.

  • THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)

ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)

Rules:

  1. Must be following ilypizza & Cuddling 
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere, so don’t feel that just because you don’t live in the USA you can’t win.)

If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 29TH, 2014 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before our spring break)

Items:

  1. Macbook Pro - $1300
  2. IPad 2 (16g) - $400
  3. IPhone 5s (gold & 32g) - $300
  4. Bose Speaker (bluetooth) - $200
  5. Galaxy S4- $350
  6. Kindle Fire HD- $200
  7. Go Pro- $400
  8. Fossil Watch- $250
  9. Pandora Bracelet (2 charms)- $240
  10. Tiffany & Co necklace- $120
  11. Life Proof case- $100
  12. 9 IPhone 5 cases- $100
  13. IPhone 5 headphones- $10

TOTAL = $3,970

J

 HUGE GIVEAWAY!

do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly MARCH 29th 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.

  • THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)

ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)

Rules:

  1. Must be following ilypizza & Cuddling 
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere, so don’t feel that just because you don’t live in the USA you can’t win.)

If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 29TH, 2014 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before our spring break)

Items:

  1. Macbook Pro - $1300
  2. IPad 2 (16g) - $400
  3. IPhone 5s (gold & 32g) - $300
  4. Bose Speaker (bluetooth) - $200
  5. Galaxy S4- $350
  6. Kindle Fire HD- $200
  7. Go Pro- $400
  8. Fossil Watch- $250
  9. Pandora Bracelet (2 charms)- $240
  10. Tiffany & Co necklace- $120
  11. Life Proof case- $100
  12. 9 IPhone 5 cases- $100
  13. IPhone 5 headphones- $10

TOTAL = $3,970

 HUGE GIVEAWAY!

do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly MARCH 29th 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.

  • THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)

ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)

Rules:

  1. Must be following ilypizza & Cuddling 
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere, so don’t feel that just because you don’t live in the USA you can’t win.)

If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 29TH, 2014 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before our spring break)

Items:

  1. Macbook Pro - $1300
  2. IPad 2 (16g) - $400
  3. IPhone 5s (gold & 32g) - $300
  4. Bose Speaker (bluetooth) - $200
  5. Galaxy S4- $350
  6. Kindle Fire HD- $200
  7. Go Pro- $400
  8. Fossil Watch- $250
  9. Pandora Bracelet (2 charms)- $240
  10. Tiffany & Co necklace- $120
  11. Life Proof case- $100
  12. 9 IPhone 5 cases- $100
  13. IPhone 5 headphones- $10

TOTAL = $3,970